Muh-Fuggin' Posteriffic!!!

OK!!! I can finally post a message explaining why I haven't posted a message for a week.

I've been working, to put it simply. I clocked about 50-60 hours in 4 days this weekend and have been otherwise working full days. I'm done now, but it made me so friggin' pissed off how much I was working(with stupid drunk idiots similar to Fat). So that's it, my entire explanation. I'm really just writing now to fill up space to make it seem like there was more to the story......sadly, there isn't.

I haven't been able to get ahold of Sean lately. I think he didn't pay his phone bill or something like that. I really have stuff to talk to him about too. How very upsetting.......

I'm helping Lianne move out of her house this weekend! Although, her parents don't know, but that's why I'm helping her do it in secret when they're not home. She's having big fights with her Dad because he's angry al the time (due to not working, he's the opposite of me) and he doesn't like her horse, boyfriend, risky nature, or the fact that she's exactly like him (and they're both as stubborn as me.)

My Pirate costume isn't working out too well. The version got is just about the right size for a 4 foot kid. It says adult size and it LIES!!! But I heard something about a good looking shirt that looks hookish. The only problem is that I hear it's too expensive ($40). I would be willing to go half and half if anyone wants to see me in a sexy pirate shirt from a lingerie shop.

I believe that will be all for this post. You should all go ahead now and leave friggin' awesome comments for me to. probably, make fun of.

Until next sexual violation,
Awesome-arie

Just about....

So, I'm almost ready to post an actual message again, just....not today. If you want to come see me at work tomorrow I'll be at the Mr. Gs at the airport(in the morning) followed by any one of the next in random order. Beside Costco and Boston Pizza(birkwood), Next to the Casino and Tahn Vu, And out past College Heights on the way to Beaverly, You guys should have a scavenger hunt to find me, what a joyous game it would be if you found me and I wasn't naked or something!!

Quicky

Bigger and better posts coming after work stops stealing my childhood and deflowering my kitten.

fiufsdhfkbghkdfgeg!!!

Fuck work!(I wish I had a picture of me giving the finger right now)

"I can't believe the news today"

And I also can't get "Sunday Bloody Sunday" out of my head........must listen to it MORE!!!

I haven't been up to much lately. Been bored and lonely (oh, woe is I). I went to STAR tonight and people didn't lash me for skipping a week. Some of the kids were literally beating on eachother but it could've been worse (if not for the experimental 4 constellation formation Tim used).

Yesterday I went to the cabin with Aaron and picked up trash and empty bottles (and a few missing items). I can't believe we drank that much. I mean, we shouldn't be alive right now if we drank that much.......ah well, the cabin has magical powers I guess.

Aywho, I work on thursday and will be working for the next week, Whoopity!
Actually, money is always welcome before christmas, so I can buy everybody the Advent Children movie. Seriously.....I'm buying like 8 copies and everyone gets one. Anybody got a problem with that will get sworded.

So, that was a sizeable post for someone without a life, time to end it.

Destructively yours,
Rambo

Jeff-a-ma-Blog

So-I've-decided-that-I'm-going-to-post-the-whole-message-like-this! Are-you-happy-Bec.......erm-Fat? I-mean-it's-not-easy-typing-like-this. Try-it-sometime. Your-thumb-automatically-goes-to-the-space-bar. Um-this-is-a-fake-post. I-think-I'll-write-another-one-right-now.

To-Fat,
Jeff-a-ma-awesome

Bringeth mine Ale Barwench!!

So, yesterday my day went largely in part the same way as friday did. alot of "......" in case you weren't paying attention. But I did walk to the mohawk and depsit my huge cheque. Then I got some quiznos and ran into my old CAPP teacher Mr. Perriera(not sure on the spelling but he's so cool it doesn't matter how you spell his name).

I wasn't sure he would've remembered me because how many kids has he taught since then, so I didn't approach him. But lo' and behold, he remembered everything about me. He asked how and what my sister and Jenn were doing and wanted me to say hi and good luck to them both. I told him about film school and he was really excited for me. He's heard some really good things about my school from students. Anyway, he left carting off 6 screaming kids and handling them perfect, All the STAR volunteers could learn a thing or two from him.

So then I went back home and did more dots. And then Livea finally got back to me and got lost driving around in front of my house like she always does the first time(usually preceeded by driving up and down the street frantically honking her horn). We were supposed to go bowling, then we had to go bowling another place, then we had to go bowling another place, then we went to an indian restaurant and had masala tea. Then we were supposed to go to Jenny's house to play pool, but first we went to a liquor store. Then when we got all the way out to beaverly, the other people got cranky and didn't show up. Then we sat around and put on stupid costumes and played stupid pool while we bullshitted about stupid stuff.

Interesting evening so far. So they took me home, but then they wanted to see my dungeon (there's a dungeon in my new house, I'll show it to you all sometime). After the viewing of the dungeon, they were ready to go again. So we went to Dennys in the magical kingdom and bugged our favorite wench, Dez! So we ate stuff, argued about the stuff we ate, and then I finally went home and slept!

The End







Or is it?.......

My Glorious Friday Night! (not posted on friday)

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Jeff

Volcano Blowjob!

Excellent, a new and vulgar title to give to my exceedinly awesome post. But to be completely honest, I have to give this credit to Sean. Anywho, went to see some theatre last night. I must say, the overall night of theater was mediocre. Becca's play was perfect in my opinion. The M Word was totally awesome until the unfortunate freezing (I suppose it happens). and The Diary of Adam and Eve was just enraging.

The room we were in was alright. I suppose you would say it was cozy. Until the gel on the light almost fell on Dez's head. And to think, I had been sitting there only moments ago, it could've been a terrible tragedy if I were there and had not been able to destroy things with my mind because I am God.

I got food from the Deli in CNC. I must say the bottle apple juice was mighty tasty! The fruit salad on the other hand.....well I think it was drugged. I believe it was the cause of many massive boners......or maybe that was just me.

Anywho, that sums up my night of drama.

Afterwards we went out to Dennys and destroyed our bodies and everyone's dignity in various ways. Cole with his wedding dress. Me with my.....me. Becca with her hardcore fatness and her "Got Llama" idea (seriously bitch, what the fuck were you thinking). Phil with his freakish tallness. Dez and Jen....'nuff said. I leave Ryan and Tanya out because they were only there for part of the night negating the effects of humiliation.

Today I got my CHEQUE!!

It's quite a nice one seeing as I made it in about 4 days of work and pre-emptively spent about $180 of it on food money. I think I'm going to save half for christmas and spend the rest on awesome stuff! Seems like a good idea to me.


Becca, give me pictures of myself or I'll kill a kitten,
Awesome Jeff

Rape-kill mob!

So, I haven't posted for a few days because I've been very busy, and still am. I hung out with Sean all weekend and that was a blast. I get paid tomorrow, whoopity!!! Anyway, alot went on at the cabin and I think it was all exactly what needed to happen. A total hangover and all sorts of minor injuries were unworthy consequences to such a gift. I feel I should Highlight and Bold random words just like Becca does. She's my blog hero. So at any rate, I must go finish filling out very confusing student loan application forms.


Good day to you all

Alright already!!

Fine, I did it, you all sucked me in!! I finally got a fucking blog, enjoy it you friggin' idiots!