Jeff's Super Christmas List!
-Weapons
-Clothes
-Final antasy 7 Advent Children (on DVD or UMD)
-Large Sized Memory sticks for PSP (more then one appreciated)
-An Electric Razor
-LOST Season 1
-PSP/PS2 Games
-UMD Movies
-More weapons
-A Webcam (for those lonely nights)
-A durable Discman/MP3 player (for training)
-All of your Teeth and a string
-Clothes
-Final antasy 7 Advent Children (on DVD or UMD)
-Large Sized Memory sticks for PSP (more then one appreciated)
-An Electric Razor
-LOST Season 1
-PSP/PS2 Games
-UMD Movies
-More weapons
-A Webcam (for those lonely nights)
-A durable Discman/MP3 player (for training)
-All of your Teeth and a string
posted by Laser at 12:50 PM
11 Comments:
It's on my profile and it's relatively new.
I can get you all of dez's teeth. It's not hard to make her bite the curb.
:'(
I need my teeth...otherwise, how could I eat anything? Then I'd start losing weight, and I'd be dishonoring the name of 'Impractical Walrus'...it just wouldn't be good.
How about that hug, though?
you've convinced me Fat, All of your teeth will be mine as part of one of the most extensive weight-loss plans ever!
NOOOOOOOOOO! I'll stick with Jenny Craig! With Weight Watchers! I'll stick with...
...ah, who am I kidding. I'll have my teeth to you by Wednesday.
what?! I heard my name... oh, another 'jenny craig' false alarm, huh? damn.
I think as part of the Jenny Garfield diet plan we give you EXTRA teeth, because two more rolls and its a world record. (think about this jeff before you execute action!)
GARFIELD FOR MORE TEETH '06 CAMPAIGN!!
Who, Garfield? He's sexy... oh wait, its Jen... YES, shes hot... wow... this is a pointless comment, but I could probably keep rambling on and on and on and on and on and on, just to piss Jeff off, and whoa, I didnt' even copy paste all those "on and on and on's" aren't you all impressed? Well of course you are, b/c I am Dez, and clearly better than the average human, prettier, smarter, and so on and so forth. I like on and and's, can you tell? i continually use them in this comment!! Which I'm sure Jeff will be honoured that I took the time to post on his blog in response to all the FREAKIN INSULTS I"VE BEEN GETTING FROM EVERYONE LATELY. But I konw, i am in FACT perfect, therefore its just everyones jealousy comming out. ANyways, I'm sure I've annoyed Jeff almost enough, I'd continue, but I believe the melatonin I took is kicking in, its a sleep aid, tho it doesn't make you sleep longer, just better quality, which I what I need b/c I sleep sometimes 15 hours a day, however I continually dream, and toss and so on and so forth (the on's and and's again!) so my quality of sleep sucks, and everyone knows its quality not quantity, unless we're talking about sex, cause I"d take ALOT of sex over one really good fuck right now... ok, maybe not... how but a fair amount of mediocre? anyways I'll post right after I say... Heres a llama, theres a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck! I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I couldnt' see the way the orange slayed the rake. LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA!!
Hooray! Dez is getting insulted too! It's not just me anymore!
I feel so...loved!
That was quite a long and horny post.......
You jerk, changing your URL address.... grrr...
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