Strobing Mirage-Cacti
so, I finally got my pirate costume together yesterday. The missing piece was apparently a women's shirt from Sears (the one at La Senza was gone). I make one sexy Captain Hook. I went out with the STAR crew last night, gave out some candy, acted like a pirate, said "ARRR!!" a LOT, and then went to Boston Pizza and made bigger asses of ourselves.
So, Counting down to the days when I leave now. That'll be a sad day, everyone in PG will undoubtedly weep for a moment. Even if they don't know me, they'll know that they've just suffered a great loss. It's OK everybody, I will return at a later date and visit, bringing light into this darkened hole for at least a little while!
I hung out with Mel the other day and went out to see The Legend of Zorro. That movie deserves a whole other post on how bad it is. Coming Soon: Jeff's review on the biggest anti-physics movie ever made! They make really good fish over at her house, Fat would even enjoy it.
I have my Christmas list ready I think! It's going to be awesome to actually get presents that I want this year from my family. Assuming that they even read the list that is. I'll post it on here sometime too so everyone can have an idea. This year I've made a new rule. If you get me a present and it sucks, I'm not telling you it sucks. I'm just going to sneak up behind you and stab you in the cheek, cut out your teeth and then make them into a necklace. And that will be your REAL present to me!
Anywho,
Lazer
So, Counting down to the days when I leave now. That'll be a sad day, everyone in PG will undoubtedly weep for a moment. Even if they don't know me, they'll know that they've just suffered a great loss. It's OK everybody, I will return at a later date and visit, bringing light into this darkened hole for at least a little while!
I hung out with Mel the other day and went out to see The Legend of Zorro. That movie deserves a whole other post on how bad it is. Coming Soon: Jeff's review on the biggest anti-physics movie ever made! They make really good fish over at her house, Fat would even enjoy it.
I have my Christmas list ready I think! It's going to be awesome to actually get presents that I want this year from my family. Assuming that they even read the list that is. I'll post it on here sometime too so everyone can have an idea. This year I've made a new rule. If you get me a present and it sucks, I'm not telling you it sucks. I'm just going to sneak up behind you and stab you in the cheek, cut out your teeth and then make them into a necklace. And that will be your REAL present to me!
Anywho,
Lazer
posted by Laser at 12:00 PM
5 Comments:
Yeah, NICE!
I hope you don't mind if I give you a hug for Christmas. I think that's a pretty decent gift...as long as you don't get lost in the rolls...
Oh, and by the way, now that you have the attire, you're definately coming with Cole and I on our next pirate excursion.
Excellent, but my mom might have the shirt by next time, I'll just have to borrow it.
If I get lost I'll just make a home for myself in there. I'm sure the sweat will provide me with adequate salt and water intake, it should be warm enough, And I'm certain there's some kind of mold growing in there that I can adapt my system to digest.
It would be like getting me a house for christmas!
Damn you jeff I was going to give you my teeth as a neckless... now everone is goign to give you that! GAWW! hate you!
I could always use you fingers to spice things up a bit.
Well, home is where the fat is.
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